Total Medals Earned: 167 (From 20 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,135 Points
Medals Earned: 18/25 (355/640 points)
Deflect at least 5 bullets at once using katana
Get 5x combo
Get 10x combo
Get 15x combo
Get 20x combo
Get 30x combo
Get 50x combo
Open the level editor
Open one of the official levels
Die 25 in one level
Deflect 13 bullets from one life
Finish one of the levels
Complete "Borrowed Wheels"
Complete "Bloodlust"
Complete "Bloody Density"
Complete "Killergift"
Complete "Murdspite"
Complete "Diviso"
Complete any level with the Chaser modifier
Complete any level with Realism modifier
Complete any level with Drunken modifier
Complete any level with Berserker modifier
Complete any level with Real Time modifier
Complete any level with all modifiers
Kill two enemies through two walls
Medals Earned: 4/4 (125/125 points)
Take the easy way out.
That's quite a busy reign
Kinghood suxx
Grab your piece of eternal kingship
Medals Earned: 7/93 (60/750 points)
Beat Standard (any) as Pico
Defeat Standard (any)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Complete the Tutorial Mission
Beat Standard (any) as Cassette Girl
Beat Standard (any) as Darnell
Beat Standard (any) as Nene
Beat Standard (any) as Hank
Beat Standard (any) as Son
Beat Standard (any) as Girlfriend
Beat Standard (any) as Alloy
Beat all Standard modes on all maps
Beat Standard Insane
Beat all Standard Insane on all maps
Beat both Standard Mode and Insane Mode on all Maps.
Get to wave 10 on Endless Mode
Beat (any) standard mode in under 6 minutes.
Beat (any) Insane Mode in under 6 minutes.
Achieve Disgusting or higher
Achieve the highest combo rating possible.
Discover all the Assists and defeat all the Bosses
Medals Earned: 7/9 (100/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 2/11 (10/325 points)
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 10/10 (290/290 points)
Crush yourself with a rock, you must.
Learn a valuable lesson about fire safety.
It's a long way down.
Run out of time.
Become king of the schoolyard.
Get creative with fishing.
Obtain the ultimate weapon.
Kill everyone.
Ruin everyone's life without killing anything.
Medals Earned: 11/11 (435/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 1/29 (5/450 points)
Complete the tutorial to any standard.
Achieve Silver rank or higher on any act.
Complete Act 1 to any standard.
Complete Act 2 to any standard.
Complete Act 3 to any standard.
Complete Act 4 to any standard.
Complete Act 5 to any standard.
Complete Act 6 to any standard.
Complete Act 7 to any standard.
Complete Act 8 to any standard.
Get blown away while hanging on to a ledge.
Land on a ramp hard enough to kill yourself.
Complete 22 stages.
Use an orange block to survive a hard fall.
Run a total of 1,500m
Complete any stage without dying.
Collect 3 hidden stars.
Play Vex 2 for 30 minutes.
Complete the tutorial without touching any checkpoints.
Achieve Gold rank or higher on any act.
Hold two or more keys at the same time.
Run a total of 5,000m.
Complete all acts to any standard.
Collect half of the hidden stars.
Achieve Perfect rank on any act.
Collect all of the hidden stars.
Get every act to minimum Gold rank.
Complete the Vexation to any standard.
Get every act to Perfect rank.
Medals Earned: 19/41 (115/1,000 points)
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